Muddy Sloth

Revolutionary. Visionary. A black swan of a route.

Climb the muscle-y, blue collar boulder, Mudskipper (v7, the ~20ft overhanging v-shaped boulder problem) into Proto Sloth. Strapped in with double kneepads and a harness, boulder out the roof to an awkward rest at the base of Sloth. Clip into a locker on the rope then blast off into the Sloth.

You can train for this by doing crunches with a 45lb weighted vest or just eat Chipotle for a few days. Your core will be ripped.

Locate Proto Sloth. Disregard your dignity and heckles from the naysayers. Sit start on a left hand pocket (notoriously damp) and right hand sidepull. Climb Mudskipper (v7) the ~20ft overhanging v-shaped roof boulder problem that leads into Proto Sloth. End at the same anchors as Destiny (5.11)

Crash pads, kneepads, tinfoil, sport tackle, and no ego